WISDOM FROM THE "TRACTOR"

*The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

*A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

*Loved are the ones who are told of their faults in private.

*Drive carefully, it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

*A loser is a window washer on the 44^th floor who steps back to admire his work.

*A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1^st- women,  2^nd -fractions.

*Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.

*Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.